So, the BYU alumni association contacted me today and sent me this:
Dear Spencer Lincoln Green '05,
Work has begun on your 2009 Brigham Young University Alumni Directory, an invaluable tool in this world where building and maintaining a strong personal network has become essential.
Right now, a friend could be trying to reach you with the job offer of a lifetime, or a former classmate might wish to drop you an e-mail. The friend you've been thinking about, but never quite had the time to locate, could be within reach if your contact information were up to date in our records. So please take one minute to complete your one page profile now by clicking here.
Invaluable? A friend's trying to get me a job? Long lost friend? I've decided that the BYU alumni association is made up entirely of flamboyant drama queens.
PS. Everyone watch "Rocket Science" right now.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Brent Brown
So yesterday morning almost everyone in my neighborhood woke up to find flyers with this message printed on them left on their windshields. Naturally, I was outraged that such a travesty should occur in my own Orem and thought that I should notify you all so that we can all take action.
P.S. Brent Brown owns a large car dealership here, in case you didn't know...
And I quote:
Me and my family have been very terribly, wickedly and violently victimized by Brent Brown and now Brent Brown is unrighteously suing me for 150,000 dollars to conceal the truth about the violent crimes against me my wife and our child because I did tell the truth about him and his numerous felony crimes and his corruption. It was absolutely proven that Brent Brown did commit many felony crimes against me including submitting dozens of lies to the forth district court to conceal his crimes and explain away attempted murder. It was only after I did make complaints against Brent Brown for stalking and after I turned them in for fraud and then filed a complaint against them for tampering with the brakes on my car that they did hurry and run and tell lies and pretend they are being victimized so that nobody would believe the truth about the violent and numerous felony crimes they had committed.
These are the absolute facts so I pray to invoke the wrath of God on my head if I am not telling the exact truth. Brent Brown did commit or incite many violent felony crimes and did also incite others to commit many felony crimes against me my wife and our child including putting grease on the brakes of my car then going into court with a voice mail that said I had talked with Chrysler about the brake lock differential on my car locking up and they with the hlp of Chrysler corporation did attempt to explain away them putting grease on my brakes but in fact it was proven that the brakes did not malfunction and that grease was put on my brakes to cause a serious accident. Also proof of this as having the intention to possibly cause the death of a victim and even a child is that Brent Brown did fraudulently take information that was not relevant nor did it pertain and use it in a deceptive manner and tried to make it look as though I drive very fast so as to explain away that if I had gotten in a wreck and our child or someone else’s was killed they had already covered it with fraudulent information so as to cast doubt and conceal the truth of their involvement.
Brent Brown did refuse to take a polygraph or to allow any of his employees to take once concerning this. Brent Brown is guilty of attempted manslaughter of a victim and their child to conceal his many felony crimes and conceal his criminal business practices if he is not then why not take a polygraph concerning the lies he told in court the, attempted murder of a child to conceal felony crimes and the many counts of fraud including changing contracts adding fraudulent charges and defrauding people for repairs made even teenagers under the age of 18 by refusing to do warranty work then charging for repairs that should have been warranty and many many other frauds even so many I could never even write them but I must mention that Brent Brown did even rip off women who’s husbands had been at war fighting for our country as I just recently found out.
These are the absolute facts and unconditional truths there is no other truth so I testify in the name of God that Judge Mcdade did commit felony crimes on behalf of Brent Brown and did falsify court documents and did knowingly purposeless and intentionally commit perjury in the 4th district court to support Brent Brown in a corrupt and unrighteous manner because they could easily manipulate Judge Mcvey to support Brent Brown in a corrupt manner because Judge Mcvey (at the moment is kind of gay because he did let Satan manipulate him like a trashy woman) Judge Mcvey did also attend BYU and beyond that he was also military and they are using that knowledge to manipulate Judge Mcvey to unrighteously support Brent Brown and here is why. I am Mormon and I try to live a righteous life but because I did openly profess that I did study Islam and that I did understand that the concept of Islam is one of peace and not of war and that the belief of Islam is that it is unforgivable to oppress any man so as to withhold from him the way to live righteously and I did compare that the crimes and lets be honest about those crimes which are being committed by these Judges. They are exceedingly corrupt and felonious crimes that are only of the devil and these men are so weak that they serve Satan as one of Satans women such as Pam Hitt who is one of the biggest liars on earth and did commit felony perjury on behalf of Brent Brown also. I did testify honestly that this kind of corruption was responsible for sept 11th and it was. So now they try to turn an ex military Judge against me but I only fear God and God said if they sue you and take away your coat offer them your cloak also.
P.S. Brent Brown owns a large car dealership here, in case you didn't know...
And I quote:
Me and my family have been very terribly, wickedly and violently victimized by Brent Brown and now Brent Brown is unrighteously suing me for 150,000 dollars to conceal the truth about the violent crimes against me my wife and our child because I did tell the truth about him and his numerous felony crimes and his corruption. It was absolutely proven that Brent Brown did commit many felony crimes against me including submitting dozens of lies to the forth district court to conceal his crimes and explain away attempted murder. It was only after I did make complaints against Brent Brown for stalking and after I turned them in for fraud and then filed a complaint against them for tampering with the brakes on my car that they did hurry and run and tell lies and pretend they are being victimized so that nobody would believe the truth about the violent and numerous felony crimes they had committed.
These are the absolute facts so I pray to invoke the wrath of God on my head if I am not telling the exact truth. Brent Brown did commit or incite many violent felony crimes and did also incite others to commit many felony crimes against me my wife and our child including putting grease on the brakes of my car then going into court with a voice mail that said I had talked with Chrysler about the brake lock differential on my car locking up and they with the hlp of Chrysler corporation did attempt to explain away them putting grease on my brakes but in fact it was proven that the brakes did not malfunction and that grease was put on my brakes to cause a serious accident. Also proof of this as having the intention to possibly cause the death of a victim and even a child is that Brent Brown did fraudulently take information that was not relevant nor did it pertain and use it in a deceptive manner and tried to make it look as though I drive very fast so as to explain away that if I had gotten in a wreck and our child or someone else’s was killed they had already covered it with fraudulent information so as to cast doubt and conceal the truth of their involvement.
Brent Brown did refuse to take a polygraph or to allow any of his employees to take once concerning this. Brent Brown is guilty of attempted manslaughter of a victim and their child to conceal his many felony crimes and conceal his criminal business practices if he is not then why not take a polygraph concerning the lies he told in court the, attempted murder of a child to conceal felony crimes and the many counts of fraud including changing contracts adding fraudulent charges and defrauding people for repairs made even teenagers under the age of 18 by refusing to do warranty work then charging for repairs that should have been warranty and many many other frauds even so many I could never even write them but I must mention that Brent Brown did even rip off women who’s husbands had been at war fighting for our country as I just recently found out.
These are the absolute facts and unconditional truths there is no other truth so I testify in the name of God that Judge Mcdade did commit felony crimes on behalf of Brent Brown and did falsify court documents and did knowingly purposeless and intentionally commit perjury in the 4th district court to support Brent Brown in a corrupt and unrighteous manner because they could easily manipulate Judge Mcvey to support Brent Brown in a corrupt manner because Judge Mcvey (at the moment is kind of gay because he did let Satan manipulate him like a trashy woman) Judge Mcvey did also attend BYU and beyond that he was also military and they are using that knowledge to manipulate Judge Mcvey to unrighteously support Brent Brown and here is why. I am Mormon and I try to live a righteous life but because I did openly profess that I did study Islam and that I did understand that the concept of Islam is one of peace and not of war and that the belief of Islam is that it is unforgivable to oppress any man so as to withhold from him the way to live righteously and I did compare that the crimes and lets be honest about those crimes which are being committed by these Judges. They are exceedingly corrupt and felonious crimes that are only of the devil and these men are so weak that they serve Satan as one of Satans women such as Pam Hitt who is one of the biggest liars on earth and did commit felony perjury on behalf of Brent Brown also. I did testify honestly that this kind of corruption was responsible for sept 11th and it was. So now they try to turn an ex military Judge against me but I only fear God and God said if they sue you and take away your coat offer them your cloak also.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
For all you Sexy Things
You might not want to watch this for too long... but you might want to watch it.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
With the oncoming spring time, I find myself yet again regretting not purchasing that linen suit at Primark. This title is
a reference to an older blog found here.
I love the changing of the seasons, but perhaps the change from winter to spring is the most exciting of all. There are so many new things to see and new life to celebrate. DC is turning green, the cherry blossoms have come out, and it is once again pleasurable to sit in the sunshine and read. Right now I'm reading Far From the Madding Crowd the last of my Thomas Hardy novels I'll read for a while. So far I like it very much, not as much as Jude or Tess, but I think more than Return of the Native and maybe about as much as the Mayor of Casterbridge. Summer time also means more reading time.
If only I could do that reading on a Sunday afternoon under a large umbrella, sipping lemonade, wearing a linen suit. Even seersucker would do.
Aed, we may have to jam in the near future - in a mountain meadow perhaps... and later on, barbecue.
I love the changing of the seasons, but perhaps the change from winter to spring is the most exciting of all. There are so many new things to see and new life to celebrate. DC is turning green, the cherry blossoms have come out, and it is once again pleasurable to sit in the sunshine and read. Right now I'm reading Far From the Madding Crowd the last of my Thomas Hardy novels I'll read for a while. So far I like it very much, not as much as Jude or Tess, but I think more than Return of the Native and maybe about as much as the Mayor of Casterbridge. Summer time also means more reading time.
If only I could do that reading on a Sunday afternoon under a large umbrella, sipping lemonade, wearing a linen suit. Even seersucker would do.
Aed, we may have to jam in the near future - in a mountain meadow perhaps... and later on, barbecue.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Now we can
finally know. Or at least finally guesstimate with the aid of an online quiz made by someone. So, answer honestly and find out how many 5-year-olds you could take in a basketball court sized space.
Here are the rules of the fight they came up with:
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Here are the rules of the fight they came up with:
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
A New and Exciting Milestone Approaches
Because I was bored and messing with some financial things wondering how much I spent per day etc, I found a new milestone. As of today, April 1, 2008, I have lived 9,535 days. This means that on Friday, July 10, 2009, I will have lived for 10,000 days. I think that there should be, no, there needs to be some kind of celebration on that day. Liz, you can celebrate too as you'll hit the 10,000 day mark on the 7th I think.
Anyway, we ought to do something. I don't know where people will be, but maybe I will wait to watch the movie 10,000BC on the day I turn 10,000 days old. I'm not really sure that would even be a good way to celebrate.
If you're interested, here is where I went to calculate it out. Pretty sweet.
Anyway, we ought to do something. I don't know where people will be, but maybe I will wait to watch the movie 10,000BC on the day I turn 10,000 days old. I'm not really sure that would even be a good way to celebrate.
If you're interested, here is where I went to calculate it out. Pretty sweet.
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