Sunday, December 4, 2011
And, as you might have guessed, the train gun actually creates dimensional rifts where trains--which the company has going along looped tracks at all times and at various speeds--depending on the setting you use--burst full speed out your gun at your enemy.
But mainly trains. Olde Timey ones too, but I'll photoshop that another time.
And as much as I searched, I could not find a good picture of 12 year old boys to show you what the train gun could do to them, but you can use your imagination.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
I mean, it's fun and all, but I was hoping for something plenty more ultimate. There were some swords, some guns, some crowbars with sniper sights, but nothing really ultimate. Googling "Most Dangerous Weapon" didn't drastically improve results.
Panzer bot is pretty awesome, but it's not quite ultimate. Is this not a gross oversight? Google most dangerous animal and you'll get tons of awesome stuff from a shark/elephant to bearsharktopus to this:
Anyway, the challenge I propose, if Aed's still up for challenges, is to come up with and post the ultimate weapon. The internet needs it, those planning on fighting hordes of 12 year olds need it, and the future Steward of Scotland will certainly need it.
Post entries by Oct 20th.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
This is one of the most awesome things I've heard since Elephant-Riding Space Cowboys.
This guy is going to fight a lion... for freedom. "When I defeat the lion - which I will - I will pull an Israeli flag out of my pocket, and drape it over the lion, and put my foot on it."
Al-Masry: If the event is successful, how will you follow it up? More lion fights?
Essawy: I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.
How will he fight?
"I will have to use a new fighting style I’ve developed, which is called 'Life or Death.'"
What does that fighting style consist of?
"Everything. It consists of a series of combination moves. I will start off with the slaps, but, you should know, my slaps are unlike any other. My strength is truly incredible and unprecedented."
Anyway, I should stop cutting and pasting some awesome bits from the interview. It's all awesome. All the time.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
That's the question...what do you think?
Helloooooooo! Is anyone still out there?