So, the BYU alumni association contacted me today and sent me this:
Dear Spencer Lincoln Green '05,
Work has begun on your 2009 Brigham Young University Alumni Directory, an invaluable tool in this world where building and maintaining a strong personal network has become essential.
Right now, a friend could be trying to reach you with the job offer of a lifetime, or a former classmate might wish to drop you an e-mail. The friend you've been thinking about, but never quite had the time to locate, could be within reach if your contact information were up to date in our records. So please take one minute to complete your one page profile now by clicking here.
Invaluable? A friend's trying to get me a job? Long lost friend? I've decided that the BYU alumni association is made up entirely of flamboyant drama queens.
PS. Everyone watch "Rocket Science" right now.
5 comments:
Seriously, Spencer. If I lost track of you, the first place I'd try to locate you would be the BYU alumni records.
well then, you're in luck because I have updated the information.
Dear Spencer - this is Doughty, a long lost friend. I tried contacting you through the BYU Alumni Association with a job opportunity of a lifetime. Luckily I found your blog...
So glad you found this, and yes, I'm very excited about that job opportunity of a lifetime. I've been looking for one of those my whole life...time.
You guys shouldn't make fun of the Alumni Association. They're ordained of God. Unlike you...
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