Monday, December 17, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Oh my, I just got rocked by my civil procedure final and now think moving to a ranch in Northern Colorado/ Southern Wyoming like the meadow in James

Galvin's "The Meadow" and becoming a hermit would be a good idea in order to avoid the society that created a need to draft and implement something like civil procedure. I swear, it's like lawyers playing Dungeon and Dragons.

Oh! You could file a counter claim against the third-party defendant except for that you're the plaintiff and you can't file the claim because 28 USC 1367(b) prevents you from filing a claim against parties added under Rule 14 because it would destroy diversity under 28 USC 1332 rendering moot the court's subject matter jurisdiction and violating the federal rules of civil procedure.

Oh! You can't cast a fire mage destruction spell until you reach level 12 and obtain the ruby crystals from the Fire Giant in the Ice temple in the land of Hydrangea which you can't get to unless you have rubic's armor which you can't equip unless your party has a level 10 paladin or level 12 barbarian.

I guess rules are necessary to have a functioning society and so that everyone can play nice. I like knowing the rules and they are useful, but being tested on them isn't that great. Actually, being tested on them isn't even that bad. It's the grade that I abhor. If I could take the test, find out what I did wrong, then redo it and know that I know the stuff, then the test would be great.

Like O-Chem. I don't remember much, but I bet if I'd have gone over that stupid American Chemical Society standardized final and saw everything I did wrong and why, I would remember something about o-Chem and that would be really great, or at least it would make me feel smarter. Instead I feel stupid b/c I got a D+. So now I got a crap grade and I don't remember anything about it. That double sucks.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Sinking into an absolute useless paralysis

As I am currently incapable of doing anything useful (and as I accidently started syncing iMail with my gmail account yesterday, which action caused me to find anew this lovely video amidst the mess what is my email history) I thought I'd share the joys with you. You have probably seen it before. It was rather popular last year--though that may perhaps be blamed on my isolated perceptions from German classes.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

TORTS FINAL



This is me about to knife-edge annihilate my torts final.

I'll show you assault & battery