This morning

This was what was on my car this morning. Cool, huh?

A Disaster Averted, a Nation Calmed

This -


got stuck in my ear while I was pulling my headphones out of my skull. Quite dangerous if you ask me.

I wasn't exactly sure what to do, so I just left it in there for a while. Then I managed to get it out carefully with a mechanical pencil. Not the most sterile instrument around, but in situations like these, you've got to use what's handy. Like MacGyver.

Some Salve for our Lawyer friend

My favorite cousin showed me these guys, and this clip made me think that it could show a budding lawyer something he wouldn't learn in torts. Oh, and the last 20 seconds aren't all that awesome.

I'm so angry I could spit and curse...

There is no point in explaining why because it is boring and will only make me want to hock a loogey before I spit and add the ending "-ity" to all my curse words. That's an intensifier I made up. F- f- f-ity f-. It's sorta funny, but maybe not really.

Yeah, so I'm glad the VMOLAKSJGHPAOWIFJANLCKXPAANOABCDEFGHEIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is planning a sweet party. I can't wait. No serious, I really can't.

Tomorrow I only have one class, so I'm going on vacation. Probably to the portrait gallery or the archives. Or maybe I'll just go home and play Mario soccer. Whatever. Booyah. I just wanted to say that. Booyah! Nobody says that anymore and it's a shame. Booyah-ity. That didn't work.