BEAUTIFUL. I think the Bearsharktopus would probably walk like a gorilla--or maybe just on it's land appendages. I do think it should have a shark tail to propel it through the water...otherwise? And does it breathe on land or in water? Both?
If bearsharktopus and bear-weilding-a-machine-gun-surfing-on-a-shark were to get in a fight, who do you think would win?
Sure, bearsharktopus looks scary, but is obviously top heavy, which means it has poor balance.
Furthermore, BWAMGSOAS has a machine gun , is wearing a bandana and is smoking a cigar (obviously channeling Hannibal from the "A Team").
Bearsharktopus wouldn't even get close. The fight would be over before it even started.
However, if any human (excepting Chuck Norris & maybe myself) were to encounter either foe, they'd be cut to shreds. That is obvious.
PS: Have you seen Step Brother? There is a massive battle at the end where Will Ferrell and Charles Nelson Riley take on a slew of 12 year old boys and girls. Wicked.
Need we go through the basics of synergies again? Top heavy means nothing when synergies are involved. The whole becomes greater than the sum of its parts. Thus, bearshark beats bear and shark. And as far as the remainders of the equation, machine gun and cigar (channeling Hannibal from the A-team) vs octopus is the same as soggy corroded bullets and some intangibles vs bearsharktopus.
Were you taking the Bearsharktopus into account?
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BEAUTIFUL. I think the Bearsharktopus would probably walk like a gorilla--or maybe just on it's land appendages. I do think it should have a shark tail to propel it through the water...otherwise? And does it breathe on land or in water? Both?
Both. But just wait till you see it coming at you on its bear AND octopus legs!
Spencer, spencer, spencer.
If bearsharktopus and bear-weilding-a-machine-gun-surfing-on-a-shark were to get in a fight, who do you think would win?
Sure, bearsharktopus looks scary, but is obviously top heavy, which means it has poor balance.
Furthermore, BWAMGSOAS has a machine gun , is wearing a bandana and is smoking a cigar (obviously channeling Hannibal from the "A Team").
Bearsharktopus wouldn't even get close. The fight would be over before it even started.
However, if any human (excepting Chuck Norris & maybe myself) were to encounter either foe, they'd be cut to shreds. That is obvious.
PS: Have you seen Step Brother? There is a massive battle at the end where Will Ferrell and Charles Nelson Riley take on a slew of 12 year old boys and girls. Wicked.
Jordan, jordan, jordan...
Need we go through the basics of synergies again? Top heavy means nothing when synergies are involved. The whole becomes greater than the sum of its parts. Thus, bearshark beats bear and shark. And as far as the remainders of the equation, machine gun and cigar (channeling Hannibal from the A-team) vs octopus is the same as soggy corroded bullets and some intangibles vs bearsharktopus.
Bearsharktopus wins.
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