Time Has Elapsed

Time has elapsed on the story writing contest.

Those who failed to submit are disqualified from winning this particular challenge, though the winner is free to choose someone who did not submit to choose a new challenge. We hope to get more participation in the future. Ahem, despite any “legitimate” excuses that people may have.

Excuses like, “I was out of the country,” or “An alien was growing in my peritoneal cavity,” or “I’m too cool,” or "I was going to, but I think the Lincoln assasination is still kind of clogging up my psyche," or whatever it may be.

Voting ends July 10, 2009 at precisely 2pm. Please have a read, a laugh, a smile, maybe shed a tear or two, and then vote for which story you liked best.

Sincerely,

Hercules Albinious Copperpot Dupré