Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Seriously

So, the BYU alumni association contacted me today and sent me this:

Dear Spencer Lincoln Green '05,

Work has begun on your 2009 Brigham Young University Alumni Directory, an invaluable tool in this world where building and maintaining a strong personal network has become essential.

Right now, a friend could be trying to reach you with the job offer of a lifetime, or a former classmate might wish to drop you an e-mail. The friend you've been thinking about, but never quite had the time to locate, could be within reach if your contact information were up to date in our records. So please take one minute to complete your one page profile now by clicking here.


Invaluable? A friend's trying to get me a job? Long lost friend? I've decided that the BYU alumni association is made up entirely of flamboyant drama queens.


PS. Everyone watch "Rocket Science" right now.