Guy an a Buffalo

Not the ultimate weapon, but definitely the ultimate.

Challenge the Next!

The other day I was talking with a friend at work about a zombie apocalypse. We were speaking of the benefits of a good polearm. Much better at dealing with zombies because it gives you some breathing room and doesn't run out of bullets. And yet, bullets sure are nice in a zombie apocalypse. While they last. Anyway, so we started thinking of rifle/polearms which are not just rifle's with bayonets. As it got more elaborate--a staff with blades on both ends and somehow shooting out of both or one end as well--I got to thinking, what IS the ultimate weapon? Surely the interweb could help give some awesome ideas. So I googled it and came up with... nothing much.

I mean, it's fun and all, but I was hoping for something plenty more ultimate. There were some swords, some guns, some crowbars with sniper sights, but nothing really ultimate. Googling "Most Dangerous Weapon" didn't drastically improve results.

 Panzer bot is pretty awesome, but it's not quite ultimate. Is this not a gross oversight? Google most dangerous animal and you'll get tons of awesome stuff from a shark/elephant to bearsharktopus to this:

 Anyway, the challenge I propose, if Aed's still up for challenges, is to come up with and post the ultimate weapon. The internet needs it, those planning on fighting hordes of 12 year olds need it, and the future Steward of Scotland will certainly need it.

Post entries by Oct 20th.

I know it might be fake, but still...